I'm trying to keep up with social media but I feel like when I was a kid playing with my chemistry set and mixing solutions until something blew up.
My author page at Goodreads is here, and if all goes well this post will be funneled to my blog there via rss feed, then forwarded to the Pentagon for review before it zings back to me along with a pepperoni pizza.
And to go really self-referential meta on you, here's a screen shot of my Goodreads page just before I save this page.
Now my Amazon author page is here, and it looks like this,
Amazon warns it might take up to 24 hours for this post to show up there, during which time I imagine Jeff Bezos scans it for tell-tale signs of my consumer habits reading habits eating habits digestion and evacuation driving habits grooming failures and psychic tremors.
I'm going to hit save. Take cover.